Baldi & the Christian Servers

Baldi & the Christian Servers are a fictional alt rock band started by Baldi. They have gone through several lineup changes over the course of the lore.

Beginnings
BatCS was started by Baldi, Meme Man, Hide the Pain Harold, Micheal Rosen, and Orang.Their first appearance was in Post #7 with the starting lineup. They recruited Fat Yoshi on snare drum and released their first album.

Ben joins and Orang goes missing
Ben had left a comment on one of Baldi's posts about the band saying that he stanned the band. Baldi immediately declared him manager and scissor player. The band toured a lot and released 4 albums at the same time, getting the attention of Trump. They performed a cover of Africa by Toto for the president while Trump said Orang sexually aroused him. Orang was found missing the next day. Ben and Baldi found a replacement named Murdoc Niccals and recruited him as a new bassist.

Orang is found and new members show up
Orang had been found in Mexico, too mentally unstable to play bass. He was placed on harmonica for a week or two and moved to the cello. Around this time, Shrek and Natsuki, well known for filling in for John Lennon at a Beatles concert, auditioned for the band and were assigned to banjo and trumpet, respectively. Fortnite also got to be a steel drummer. They released 12 albums and 35 live albums with this lineup.

Connor joins
Connor had applied to be a drummer earlier, but the band was pretty much full. That was until Yoshi left the band after agreeing to be the manager for Karkat's new band, Karkat and the Fricking Hecks. They recruited Connor and he had made their first number one single all by himself with vocal contributions from his bandmates, "You Reposted In The Wrong Feels Account". A different Murdoc became their second bassist, while Vriska was recruited on trombone. With his new Besus powers, Baldi revived XXXTENTACION and added him to the lineup, which made their most successful album yet. Their latest tour is from California to Germany, June 25th - July 5th.

Band members
Baldi "Besus" McSteener - vocals, melodica

Ben Drowned - management, scissors

Orang - cello

Murdoc Niccals - bass

Murdoc Niccals #2 - bass (fish)

XXXTENTACION - rapping, piano

Meme Man - saxophone

Natsuki - trumpet

Vriska Serket - trombone

Shrek - banjo

Micheal Rosen - harmonica, washboard

Fortnite Abortnite - steel drums, dancing

"Fat" Yoshi McSteener - snare drum, financial decisions (deceased)

Connor - drums, bouncer

Trivia

 * Both Vriska and Shrek met Baldi by being kidnapped by him and getting held for ransom for something Baldi wanted.
 * swoodgrommets considered killing off Meme Man at one point, but Connor convinced him to keep him.