Fat Yoshi

"Fat" Yoshi McSteener was Baldi's younger brother and Felix's and Karkat's older brother. He was also the snare drummer and financial aid for Baldi & the Christian Servers until he betrayed them to be the manager for Karkat's band.

History
Fat Yoshi lived with only Felix and their parents until Baldi moved in. Fat Yoshi cared for Baldi, while Felix hated Baldi. He was indifferent towards Karkat.

Jesus incident
After Baldi won in a fight against Jesus, Jesus got back at him by gutting Fat Yoshi and hanging him with a chain. Baldi was saddened by this, and called for Jesus to revive him. Jesus agreed, but then vored Yoshi. Baldi called total war on that motherfucker. Two or three days later, Baldi and Jesus reached an agreement and Fat Yoshi was revived one more.

Betrayal of the band
Fat Yoshi pulled a Noel Gallagher and thought he would be more sccessful than the band. Baldi was naturally angered. Ben suggested that he get killed, but Baldi was unsure if he wanted to actually kill Yoshi, so he just fired him and replaced him with Connor.

Death
Fat Yoshi died of a heart disease brought on by obesity. Since Baldi has Jesus's powers, he could just revive Yoshi, however, Baldi is still bitter about Yoshi leaving, so Yoshi has been killed off.

Statistics
First appearance: Post 8

Last appearance: Post 48

Current status: Deceased

Color motif: Dark Green

Trivia

 * Yoshi may have something to do with Karkat's lack of arms.