Jesus

Jesus H. Christ (aka jesus.feelz) was an antagonist of the baldi_feels lore.

History
One day, desperate for some clout (Christianity suffered after Rappin' For Jesus was revealed as fake), jumped Baldi at the beach. Baldi caught up with Jesus as he ran and beat him to the ground. Jesus was embarassed by the incident and sought revenge. He kidnapped Fat Yoshi at the local Target, hung him by a chain, and brutally gutted him. Baldi found out, but it was to late. Jesus revived Yoshi only to vore him. Baldi called out a fucking war with some friends, including Ben and Fortnite. He backed out and reached an agreement with Baldi.

After the feud
Jesus became the bassist for Karkat and the Fricking Hecks until he died.

Jesus died of natural causes, causing Baldi, the last person he fought with, to gain Jesus's powers, leading to Baldi permenantly becoming Besus until his eventual death.

Statistics
First appearance: Post 38

Last appearance: Post 74

Current status: Dead

Color motif: Pearl

Trivia

 * jesus.feelz is currently inactive due to the account owner losing the password. She and swoodgrommets agreed to kill off the character.